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Thought Catalog

No one cares about your husband. No one cares about your boyfriend. No one cares about your father, your brother, or your male best friend. All of these men are sick, unfunny jokes in the flawless shadow of towering Lord Disick. Here, in 23 succinct-yet-devastating points, let’s discuss exactly why he represents the apex of manhood.

1. He is the sartorial lovechild of Prince William and Don “Magic” Juan.

2. He speaks uncompromising truth.

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3. Unlike so many men, he’s not afraid of pursuing the interests and hobbies that might be cruelly labeled as “feminine.”

4. The legalities are questionable, but he basically became British royalty.

5. He has produced flawless offspring.

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6. His suit game is completely untouchable, even by Roger Sterling.

7. Whether clean-shaven or scruff status, his face remains eminently pinchable.

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8. One time, he became Ryan Gosling circa The Notebook for Kourtney.

9. He is…

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